kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via blahblahblandieee)

circumcisions:

i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via shattermydream)

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

(via themuffinbandit)

touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

(via the-punslinger)

dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

(Source: townsvillain, via thelong-darkteatimeofthesoul)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: umbreonly, via simplyrhay)

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via simplyrhay)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe some boys have the nerve to be hot around me

(via simplyrhay)

snapchatting:

squillliam-fancyson:

snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

46 or 47 what?

blades of grass of course

(via thelong-darkteatimeofthesoul)